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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!