Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'