Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!