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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!