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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!