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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."