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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!