Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.