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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..