Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.