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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.