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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.