Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.