Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.