What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.