What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.