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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.