What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.