What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.