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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.