Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.