Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.