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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.