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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.