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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.