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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.