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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close