How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.