How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.