The door won't close
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
He was a pieromaniac.
