How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.