How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.