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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.