How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.