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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.