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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.