Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed