Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.