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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.