Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.