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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.