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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".