What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.