What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!