I.C.!
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Chill-dren.
Poison by Christian Dior!
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
They only have one I.
They're stuck at C for years
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Payday vs prayday.