What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.