What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.