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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."