What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."