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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!