Frosty Jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!