He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Tangerine
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
Two wives.
Anything it wants!
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
The barber ran
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Because it scares the dog.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
I think we should see other peepholes.
