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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.