Frosty Jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.