He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Because they lactose.
An octopuss!
Zikachu.
Snowballs.
They're both brown except the snowball.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Pull down his pants.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Because he thought he was melting.
Frostbite!
Frostbite.
50 pounds.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.