Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
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He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Someone is losing their trailer..
Because it is worth it..
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Qui-Gon Gin.
He thinks to himself.
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
Skip
Pull out
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
