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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy