Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes