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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy