Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy