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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.