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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.