What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want