What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.