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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film?

Luthy.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.