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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor