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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.