When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.