When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.