What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.