Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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They want to catch the last goal-post!

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Please sir, I want some moors.

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Ruth-less.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.