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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope