What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.