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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Because he's Blind Married

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Anteloping.

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Run!

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I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.