What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip