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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.