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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.