There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
They're practically non existent.
Why don't you google it?
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
A private tutor.
When you can burp and taste it.
So he could organize his crime
Self raising.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Amaized.
Deleted
Racist.
OC Cantaloupes.
Just peachy.