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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.