Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.