Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy