Piracy Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy