Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy