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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.