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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.