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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.