Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate