Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.