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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.