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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!