Tennish
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In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Ten-ish.
Ctrl+esh
Tennish.
You're two shellfish.
In the toilet.
He took a ship.
Because he hasn't Read October.
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He opensh hish doorsh with them.
About tennish.
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
Grols
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
The cat shat on the mat.
Shellfish.
Woofsh
I have only my shelf to blame
Around Ten-ish.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Shelfish
Reddish.
With a shat nav.
His shavings account.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Ten-ish
Because he's no good at shaving.
He's not a fan of the shingle life.
X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.
Because it's shellfish.
They're both ash-holes.
A seizure salad.
Shomething'sh Amish...
Tenish.
I blame my shelf
He kept trying to shave the princess.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Like a Bosch!
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Lobsters
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
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It was all a myth-take!
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
He had a wail of a time.
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
You ctrl p.
Because the P is silent.
