Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.