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Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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I Love Pizza & You

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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6

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.