What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.