How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.