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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear