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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.