Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear