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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear