Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.