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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

Negative Number Jokes More Negative Number Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes