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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Negative Number Jokes More Negative Number Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes