What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.