What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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They just work it out with a pencil!

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Getting to the root of the problem.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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