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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.