What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.