He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
They're antisocial lights.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
The arts student gets a mark for it.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Engineers (engine ears).
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.