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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.