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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns