How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.