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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.