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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.