Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!