Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...