Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.