Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere