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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)