Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)