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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere