Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere