Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere