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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....