Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere