Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.