Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere