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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.