Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?