Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.