Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere