Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?