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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere