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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere