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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.