What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.