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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)