What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.