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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls