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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.