Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere