Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.