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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.