Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.