What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.