What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)