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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)