What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)