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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.