What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)