Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.