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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.