Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish