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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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I don't see color I see race

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.