What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish