What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.