Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
I can't remember.
Because Peter denied him three times.
In case you get a hole in one.
Because the woodpecker.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
He couldn't grow a pear
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
The radiush.
They take the senor discount.
