Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
He got a hole in one.
It pokes holes in condoms.
In its trunk.
A wet one.
A Buffa-Loan!
It goes to Twerk!
Lindt chocolate.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
With ducktape!!
Because he couldn't see that well!
