Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)