Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Geordi La Forage
Because they switched to Comcast.
Finding a condom in your hole!
Because he has holes in his hands
To carry his library card.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
In a hedge fund
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
