Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.