Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Hop on Pop.
Because someone had trodden on his corn!
When there are two of them.
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
A receding hare line.
Rabbits habits.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Her *algaebra*.