When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
To find inner peas!
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
By folding it in half.
He wanted to double his prophets.
