When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
He found a hair in one.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because the only constant is change.
Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!
Fold it in half!
Look at it in a mirror.