When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
In the far left corner!
You give them an autopsy
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because he was afraid of change.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
He charges you double.