Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!