Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
When it's pure bread.
It's how I let off a little steam.
He's never gonna give you Up.
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
It was missing a tire.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
A key.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
