Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.