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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!