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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!