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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!