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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!