What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!