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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men