What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.