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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!