What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!