What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What did the ceiling fan say?

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)