Infantry Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.