Infantry Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Horseback Jokes More Horseback Jokes

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.