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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Saple Jokes More Saple Jokes

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.