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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.