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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.