For 2 weeks.
America.
He lost his sense of humerus.
A poultry-geist.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
You're an odd fellow
I'd say it's fifty fifty
A phoney friend!
Shello
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Facebook.
About a day
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
