When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.