When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What number is most common in earth sciences?

E

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What I hated the most in Facebook?

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!