End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
I don't know, I've never tri
Poe-etry
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
Text.GetRect()
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
SINGLE
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
For 2 weeks.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
Text-us
By sea-mail.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
LINE IT!
The line to KFC
He was outstanding in his field.
Loki, because he is low-key.
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
A cross-wok.
They have a lot of patients
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
A hug and a little quiche.
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
On Tinder.
