How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.