How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down