How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.