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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.