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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.