How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.