How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.