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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!