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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit