Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.