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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said