Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards