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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield