Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards