What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said