What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning