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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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Lusain Belt

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.