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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.