What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.